Look at the Hardy Boys! They started out as kid detectives just solving mysteries in Bayport and now they have an entire book series about them!”

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eposetties:

thanosisabutt:

Steve Rogers says a witty one liner, but doesn’t have a plane to jump out of. He begins to sweat nervously as he did not plan for this.

#sam comes up behind him and carries him away [via]


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harrygilmore:

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Anonymous said: fic recs for Bucky and Steve being fake-married or fake-boyfriends cause it's FOR THE MISSION OK but it just ends up in an actual relationship

but-i-knew-him:

Your wish is my command! I also added non-mission related fake-boyfriends fics, because why the hell not?

I’ve Been Careless With A Delicate Man: Steve lets SHIELD think he and Bucky were boyfriends so they’ll let him see the Winter Soldier in medical.

This City Bleeds Its Aching Heart: The one where Steve and Bucky pose as a happily married couple while on a mission for SHIELD, to catch an international arms dealer hiding in a suburban neighbourhood.

Sway Through The Crowd To An Empty Space: Five tropes that didn’t get Steve and Bucky together and the one that did.

Sometimes Everything Is Touch And Go: Bucky and Steve’s mission is to infiltrate a suburban neighbourhood as a married couple. In theory, it should be difficult, but it also kind of isn’t.

Pockets Full Of Stones: No one knows what to make of Bucky Barnes. He shows up on Steve’s arm, accompanies him to events. They call them cute, adorable, the newest It couple for the gay community.

Bucky is with Steve at his next big gallery opening, and is his plus one at a gala held by the New York Ballet. He’s a little shy, a little awkward, but he makes up for it with a smile and easy flirting. They’re seen at dinner together, and someone spots Bucky leaving Steve’s apartment complex in the morning, looking properly disheveled.

They seem perfect. So there must be a secret.

A Captain, A Killing Machine, And The Homosexual Agenda: “So,” Bucky says, “the HRC wants us to get married.” Not fake-married or fake-boyfriends but its cute in the now they know we are together and they think we should get married kinda way

The Supersoldier’s Amnesiac Groom: Steve Rogers has always known that the supersoldier serum was a gift, and he’s never been afraid to do what’s right.

When Uncle Sam asks him to unite the two sides of the Cold War by taking part in a symbolic union with a fabled Russian assassin, Captain America doesn’t hesitate to do his duty.

Little does he know how thoroughly his world is going to be turned upside down.

♡ BONUS! MAIL-ORDER BRIDE BUCKY

But Hey, You’re All Right: Yes, this is the story where the Winter Soldier is a Russian mail-order bride. Everything goes about as well as you’d expect.

theclotheshorse:

rae of lovefromberlin

posted 1 day ago with 864 notes
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rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

posted 1 day ago with 69,265 notes
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aprica56:

22/04/2013

good morning from a train.

au where their lives aren’t constantly plauged by pain and they’re free to be ridiculous young adults in love that stare at each other fondly.

agayelephantcalledjonathan replied to your post: “sauzayns replied to your post:now u have to watch cap2 like 15 more…”:
on a scale from hella to hella how hot was thick glasses cap?

thank u for understanding my needs

savingbucky:

#HE DOESN’T LOOK AT STEVE LIKE STEVE IS THE UNIVERSE OR ANYTHING #NOPE #NOT AT ALL 

did u watch the extra extra ending??

UNFORTUNATELY.

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